I havn't updated this motherfucker in ages. Hmm, I saw haggard today, It was funny as hell, but reminds me that i've been single for 1 and a half years.

Reasons for posting:

>>Meridths profile

>> G_A_N_G_L_E   

Decided I missed her, Decided I'm a bum, Realized I'm a bum, I want to be a bum.

Um

Well

I

Think I

Made A

new website.

I update that more often then this, though I don't really say anything.

http://www.freewebs.com/darfsmuggler/index.htm

That's the site. Many pictures, and even more to come if your lucky.

I got Adobe photo shop 7.0 like, two days ago, and it's the shit. Lots of fun workin with da' shizzy, if you are askin mezzy. <-- retarded. Anyhow, you should stop reading this crap, it's crap.

I had a good riding time on sunday. I was going to go with Pete and Neil. Pete had lawns to mow, and Neil was with his girlfriend. I Just went on my own, and forgot my clothes. So I went to walmart and bought jeans and a shirt. I was doing really well. I can clear all but two jumps, both of which are 85ft, with like, 10ft take offs. Not possible on my bike. I could have done it on my XR100, I'm sure  . Had a good time, passed more than I was getting passed.

Next time those two bum's are coming though.

I went to the dentists. F all dentists. Me teeth hurt now.

School isn't fun. There are cool people there, but stupid things to do. I have one crazy teacher named Mr. Laporte. He's funny, and he talks hella lots. Couple new cool people. Yeah

Long day ahead of me, I gurantee you. I start out by telling you that my mom is a smother mother. If I want to go to a friends house, My mom has to talk to their parents, or the person that will be there to watch us. If no one is there, or that person has to leave for 15 minutes, then I can't go.

Last night I went to emilys house. Saw Erin Channon and Laura for the first time in two years roughly. We watched some of head of state, and it sucked, hardcore. Stopped watching that, went and sat outside, then went back in and ate sloppy joes. I've never had a sloppy joe in my life. Mandwiches... Anyhow, after that, Laura and channon left. So it was just Emily, Erin, and myself. we decided to go walk around, and so we walked up to some school, and then back to a park. (At this point in time, Everyone in emily's house was zonked, or away.) We were there for maybe an hour, goofing around. i decided to call my mom, and she waslike "Wheredafuckyoubeenchild?"

"The park...."

"I've been calling emilys house for the past half hour, and nobody has been answering.  Stephanie is on her way to go and pick you up! You need to hurry to her house, she dosn't want to go inside."

We left, and headed home, the shortway, through the woods. I got approxamitley 09273409870287340562036450 spiderwebs in my face. We got there and waited for stephanie, for maybe... 20 minutes. Finally, my jeep comes flying around the corner, and like, fishtails into the driveway. I got in the car and my mom was like, Tell them you'll see them in two weeks. do it now.

"Apparently I will be seeing you all in two weeks."

"he's going to be grounded until then."

So, while we were walking home, stephanie had gotten to emilys house, and no one was around, or there, and she paniced, didn't have a cellphone, and she left. Thank you, stephanie.

My mom told me, that I never told her I was going to the park, That I wasn't where I said I would be.

FIRST OFF, I'm never going to stay in one place, I have ADD, or something. I can't not not stay in one place.

She also adds that perverts and stalkers and rapists roam in parks at night. oh jeez I fear for my tiny little butthole

Anyhow, I talked her prettymuch out of any punishments. I just lost phone privileges until tomarow night.